Monthly Archives: June 2012
The Promise & The Problem
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Ciao Baby
Lark & Bloom will be taking a break this week to allow me time to work on other writing projects.
Since this means I am missing Father’s Day, here is a shout out to my dad. He is amazing. Really, read about him & you will see.
If you just miss me too much, follow me on twitter. @larkandbloom.
See you ladies & gents next week.
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Throwback Thursday – God Doesn’t Triage
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Words To Live By
Source: Pinterest |
Life would be better if I did these three things more.
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Youth Camp & A To-Do List
Pool time with the kids at camp |
- Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
- Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
- Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
- Get into a crowded elevator and say ” I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
- Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
- Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.
- Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
- Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
- Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
- Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
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Is Ugliness Next To Godliness?
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Confessions on Whisper-Yelling & God.
Sure, I look nice. Truth be told, I am a recovering whisper-yeller. You know what whisper-yelling is, right? When you want to yell, but don’t because you know it would be inappropriate. So instead you whisper but with all the intensity & frustration of a yell.
There are lots of scenarios where the whisper-yell comes into play. Telling your kids to sit down in the shopping cart, asking the receptionist in a quiet waiting room why your doctor is running an hour late, or perhaps reminding your co-worker that they are past the project deadline.
Last night a particular child woke me up at 1:00 am because they needed my help rearranging their stuffed animals next to them in bed. Are you kidding me? The same child asked for music about 30 min later. Sad to admit, there were a few whisper-yells.
Walking back to bed afterwards I thought about how I do that with God too. I get really mad & frustrated so I pray-yell to God. Really, I think He would prefer it if I was just straight up honest. God doesn’t need me to mask what is going on internally. He already knows I’m a mess. I’m not saying I should yell at God, but an honest conversation with Him is what my heart needs the most.
I’m thankful God doesn’t whisper-yell. He doesn’t say things through a forced smile. God doesn’t say nice words due to obligation & He doesn’t say them with an underlying emotion of irritation.
He is truly kind. Every word He says is deliberately sincere.
” I have loved you with an everlasting love; I have drawn you with unfailing kindness.”
-Jeremiah 31:3
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We Are Gonna Get Old Together
Some people take relationships for granted. Not me. I love you guys. Now that we have met , I think we are going to be friends for a long time. You were there when I was fired , when I gave up on being famous , and when I did the crazy thing.
Wish I could give you all a high-5 and tell you how swell it is that you read the stuff I write. Thanks for being a Lark & Bloomer. I love when you email me & tell me what is going on in your neck of the woods. This is a great relationship we have. The kind that goes the distance, you know? I think we’re gonna grow old together. What do you think?
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Have We Met?
I don’t know if we’ve met. Looking at my stats it appears we have not. I’m in Texas and you are from places like India, France, Russia & Indonesia to name a few. I’d love to chat with each of you face to face, but this will have to do for now. Here is what you should know if we are going to be friends.
1. One thing you should know is that I may not look the same when you see me next. I get bored with my hair very easily. OR maybe I am a spy. You pick
Here I am with the current red. The husband stays the same though. |
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