I posted a tweet today that said “Things could be worse. I could be camping.” Amazing the feedback I have gotten from such a little tweet. Perhaps I should clarify. There are some kinds of camping, or rather glamping, that I like. Here is what I mean.
Monthly Archives: January 2012
A Clarification on Camping
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And Then We Did It.
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Confessions Of A Sorority Girl
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The Skinny on Skinny Jeans
Love them or hate them, they are around to stay. I’m talking about skinny jeans people. Some of you have it in your mind that you will end up looking like an ice cream cone if you tried them on. But really everyone can wear them.
If you are a guy, I am going to redirect you to The Woods Style. It is a fashion blog for dudes. If you are a lady…lets continue.
Okay, lets get one thing straight. Skinny doesn’t mean tight. Tight jeans don’t look good on anyone. Skinny jeans are referring to the way jeans taper down the leg. Think Audrey Hepburn. I’m going to break it down really simply for you:
- It doesn’t matter what size you are, you can wear skinny jeans. If you aren’t comfortable with the way larger hips look in them (I happen to think it looks fantastic, but that is just me) then you can go for a slim or straight fit. This basically means that instead narrowing between the knee and foot the cut will go straight down from the knee. It balances out curvy hips nicely & creates the same effect. Its also good if you feel you are too old for skinny jeans but want to get in on the trend.
- If you have large thighs, get a dark wash. Fading or texture on the pant leg will only draw attention to the thighs.
- We all love muffins, but not muffin tops…at least not on us. To avoid a spillage at the waist, the band should be about 1 or 1.5 inches below your belly button. You might be tempted to go for a higher waist as an effort to cover up any extra weight. BUT, if you do that then you push all your weight down under the waist band and create the belly bulge. After having two children I am prone to the belly buldge. Boo.
- Proportion is everything. Really. Everything.
- If you tend to carry your weight in the middle then go for an A-line top that will create shape but still skim past your skin.
- Don’t wear a tight top with skinny jeans. Personally, I wish women would skip tight tops all together, but really really skip it if you are wearing skinnies. It is just too much.
- If you are not wanting to highlight your curves, opt for a cute tunic top. It covers the hips and exposes the narrowest part of your thigh. You can also hop on the boyfriend cardigan trend. Wearing one will cover hips & butt nicely. (If you have no idea what I am talking about click here. )
- Shoes! Tuck your skinnies into boots. Wear them with heels or flats. It all works.
- One thing to note. If you are curvier, wearing flats will draw attention to your hips. If you don’t want to show those darlings off, then go with a boot or bulkier heel to bring some proportion.
- Check your backside. Make sure the pair isn’t giving you a wedgie. And make sure the pockets are centered in the middle of your butt to keep you from looking like you have a saggy behind. Don’t get buttoned down pockets on skinnies. It ruins the silhouette.
Most of my skinny jeans are from GAP and Urban Outfitters. If you have some serious money to spend you can get fantastic pairs from J Brand, Habitual, Hudson Jeans, Joe’s Jeans, and Alice + Olivia.
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My Day In Pictures.
Now onto my day. Lets pretend for a moment that anything would be possible today. In my lovely dream world, I would be sitting here and reading a book…
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10 Books I Never Want To Read
- Chicken Soup For The Soul– teenage soul, mother’s soul, archiologist’s soul. I don’t want to read about any soup for any soul. Honestly, I don’t want to read about soup at all. Why did these become so popular?
- Twilight Books– I have no desire to read any of them. It isn’t because I think they are completely evil (I can’t make that call since I’ve never read one). It is because they are about vampires & werewolves. And that just sounds really stupid.
- The Jungle– This is actually a classic & probably a fantastic book. But I have a feeling that if I were to read it, I would be incapable of ever having a hot dog again. And I really like hot dogs.
- The Great Gatsby– I have tried to read this on several occassions & never could get into it. The book was out of print for nearly 30 years & I think I know why. It is like a soap opera in book form.
- Eat, Pray, Love – This is shallow I admit, but I can’t stand the cover of this book. Something about it is very unappealing. Reading it would involve me seeing the cover frequently, so its out. Might be a fantastic book, but I will never know.
- Moby Dick – Here is a book about a group of sailors trying to kill a whale. By the end of the book almost everyone is dead. So, why would I read that? It may be an American classic, but I’m not reading it. Sorry literature professors.
- Any book written by Stephen King. – I’m not a fan of getting scared. No clue why people would read something that gives them nightmares. Life is to short for that to be entertainment in my opinion.
- Cooking With Pooh– Yes, I know this is a children’s cooking book featuring Winnie the Pooh. But the title is Cooking With Pooh. How did an editor not catch that?
- Do-It-Yourself Coffins For Pets & People- I just came across this tonight on Amazon. I’m all for doing it yourself, but that is perhaps a bit too handy for me.
- Windows 7 For Dummies – This is on my don’t read list for two reasons. First, no book can help me understand anything technical – I am beyond ‘dummy’ status. Second, I hope I don’t have to use Windows ever again. Safari, please.
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God Is Good For ‘Nothing’.
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Who Wants To Carpool Kids To Scout Camp With Me?
Came across this quote the other day & it struck a cord. This adorable lady above is the one who said it.
It makes me want to carpool some kids to scout camp. I thought I would pass it on to you.
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I Am OH SO Wrong
- Painting my bedroom in college bright blue. It was like living inside a goldfish bowl.
- I got inspired one day on a whim. Grabbed whatever random paints were in the house & went outside to paint. Unable to find any blank paper, I grabbed my blow dryer. I painted the entire thing, even the cord. It still worked, but everywhere I went I had to explain the my strange creation.
- When I was 12 I was living in Siberia. I just knew that deep down inside there was a fantastically choreographed dancer. So I took Russian folk dancing lessons. ‘Cause that’s real cool when you are 12.
- Having always had a flair for the dramatic, I realized that I should give the theater a go. My high school was doing a production of Oklahoma. I tried out. I was in the chorus. In one song. That didn’t go far.
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Nobody Ever Made A Greater Mistake…
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